So unfortunately there was some confusion about how the draft was working this year, but you are only able to switch out 1 contestant between episodes 4 and 5 this year. This should keep things more simple and people will really root for their team! But mostly it means less work for me 🙂
I feel like the entire story line of the first half of the season is Chad – JoJo is just the supporting actress. Let’s hope that changes soon, but for now I’m basking in the hideous, clearly cast, glory that is Chad.
Now for a Recap:
Alex – I’m literally waiting for the day that Alex cries. He just really gives me that crying-man vibe.
Ali – I feel like he got zero time this episode and his sweet, sweet piano playing really got me episode 1.
Brandon – Goodbye my hipster friend 🙁
Chad – Sometimes I wonder if producers whisper in his ears and go “I’ll give you $5,000 to make a sexist joke that also includes a protein powder anecdote”. I mean, honestly, the stuff sells.
Chase – Last week I didn’t know who Chase was, this week I really wish I had noticed him and drafted him.
Christian – I hope everyone watched the bloopers and saw him strip down and ask JoJo to take a bubble bath with him.
Coley – Sent home last week.
Derek – So last week I thought he was a nobody and this week he got a one on one… apparently I don’t know as much about this show as I thought.
Daniel – The minimal amount of camera time he got was a crime. Can we get a little more of this? 
Evan – So Evan is a single dad AND is going to fight Chad next week?
Grant – His bio was making me think he’d go far, but he didn’t impress me that much in the premiere. Time will tell…
Jake – I don’t remember him
James F. – I think this guy is in his mid thirties… if you need to go on a reality dating show to get a girl something is up.
James S. – Gone too soon!!! I was so hoping we would catch him staring at Chris Harrison from afar just a couple more times before he was nixed.
James Taylor – I love him already – but will he be manly enough for JoJo?
Jonathan – So two episodes ago.
Jordan – The best and worst thing about Jordan is his brother. The only wise thing Chad has said, probably ever.
Luke – Why didn’t the camera man give them some privacy during that make-out sesh? The camera panned at least 5 seconds too long and I felt so uncomfortable.
Nick B. – More than anyone else, I literally have no idea who this guy is, which is why I am assuming he is Santa Claus.
Nick S. – Has been off the show for 2 episodes but I still can’t get over his neck scarf.
Peter – Bye.
Robby – My eyes were GLUED to this guys outfit on the group date. He was wearing a mock turtle neck and a fake rose. Was his fake rose a pun? Would he have had to remove it to put on a real rose if he had won it? I’m just so curious about his train on thought when putting on that outfit – nay, when buying the outfit.
Sal – Who?
Vinny – I’m really curious as to what this guy has to offer..
Wells – I still stand by him being Ben 2.0! He is just a little shorter and a little punnier.
Will – I think he geeked out a little too hard for JoJo.
Two episodes this week means twice the fun (and twice the work for me) so please enjoy this single draft survey for both episodes this week.
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